Things I Miss About The Good Old Days

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A short list of things I miss about the good old days.

I miss not knowing what cellulite is. I was perfectly blissful living in ignorance about this subject.

I miss buying a new records and listening to them while enjoying the artwork on the album cover.

I miss sweeping the kitchen floor without my sciatic nerve going into sadistic spasms. This…